Asmongold 🪳👑
Asmon is at the center of the Emigold shipping universe, allegedly playing Umamusume with Emi at the same time, possibly back with Kaise, and his court case got dismissed. The roach king is living his best complicated life. ☕
💕 The Emigold Saga
Posters tracked 'emigold' timing: Asmon was on Twitter at 10:50 and Emi appeared in his chat 16 minutes later. He allegedly liked ~46 tweets in about 25 minutes around that time. He tweeted at the exact moment Emi's game ended. Posters say Asmon still talks to Emi daily and their friendship is real. They played Umamusume together, booting the game up within minutes of each other. 📱
A poster claims Asmon confessed his love to Emi, got shut down, and then flew Kaise in as a result. Kaise said she despises TFT, which posters cite as the reason Asmon didn't hop on TFT with Emi. Posters claim Kaise and Asmon are back together. The love triangle is messy. 💔
Posters note Asmon's team added a new attorney right before his case was dismissed, comparing it to Emi now adding a lawyer. They say Emi still talks to Asmon daily and their friendship is real, not just coworkers. The dynamic is impossible to parse. 🎭
⚖️ The Legal Situation
Asmon's team added a new attorney right before his case was dismissed. Posters compare it to Emi now adding a lawyer and mock both sides for pretending to know what's happening legally. The case was dismissed but the legal drama continues. 📋
🎭 The Kaise Relationship
Posters still can't tell if Asmon's relationship with Kaise is real, noting it's hard to tell when content starts and ends with him. The last stream they did together felt genuine. Kaise made a joke referencing Mizkif, saying she'd join him and sue Asmon for defamation if he keeps making up lies about her. Kaise's Fansly pricing is described as roughly $1k for a tier that then requires another ~$500 for blurred nipple photos. The business model is questionable. 💰
Posters watched around 5 hours of Kaise yapping on stream for 'that ending,' joking about Asmon ('the roach king') impregnating her and calling them a happy couple. The relationship remains confusing to everyone. 🪳
📋 Raw Timeline
- (4chan thread #953221593)
Posters say Asmon still talks to Emi daily and that their friendship is real, not just coworkers - (4chan thread #953221593)
Posters claim Asmon and Emi played Umamusume together, booting the game up within minutes of each other and playing around 14 hours the same day, though another poster disputes it claiming he had played before - (4chan thread #953217453)
Posters note Asmon's team added a new attorney right before his case was dismissed, comparing it to Emi now adding a lawyer and mocking both sides for pretending to know what's happening legally - (4chan thread #953163937)
Posters say they still can't tell if Asmon's relationship with Kaise is real, noting it's hard to tell when content starts and ends with him, though the last stream they did together felt genuine - (4chan thread #953148669)
A poster claims Asmon confessed his love to Emi, got shut down, and then flew Kaise in as a result - (4chan thread #953140122)
Posters claim Kaise and Asmon are back together - (4chan thread #953140122)
Kaise said she despises TFT yesterday, which posters cite as the reason Asmon didn't hop on TFT with Emi - (4chan thread #953143929)
Posters tracked 'emigold' timing: Asmon was on Twitter at 10:50 and Emi appeared in his chat 16 minutes later at 11:06; he allegedly liked ~46 tweets in about 25 minutes around that time, and last night tweeted at the exact moment Emi's game ended