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Asmongold πŸ›οΈπŸ’°

Zack Hoyt, the MMORPG king who lives in his childhood home, is now the center of shipping rumors with Emiru and legal battles with Mizkif.

πŸ§€ Emigold Dating

Asmongold and Emiru have been spending suspicious amounts of time togetherβ€”he washed his hair for her, they watch anime 'together', and he admitted she 'looks fine'. The shippers are winning.

βš–οΈ Defamation Dismissed

Asmongold's defamation case against Mizkif was dismissed, but he can refile. He's also been ranting about his mother's 'blowup' and his untreated diabetes. The man is a mess, but he's our mess.

πŸš— Frugal King

Still driving a beater, still eating $2 steaks, still refusing to move. His authenticity is unmatched, even when he's being a grumpy gamer.

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