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Esfand 🏈🔥

The Persian powerhouse is the golden retriever of OTK, but he’s been left out of the cool kid groups. World Cup drama and a viewer cap have him down.

⚽️ The World Cup Disaster

Esfand flew to LA for an Iran game but couldn’t afford tickets—ended up watching at a garage. Agent invited him to a tailgate, but the stream was a flop (1.7k viewers). He’s been accused of viewbotting too.

💔 The Bonnie Ghosting

Bonnie ghosted Esfand after their fling in Amsterdam. She’s been ignoring him, and now she’s with Arky. Esfand’s just trying to stay relevant.

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