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Esfand ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ“‰

The former college football star is having a rough yearโ€”viewership in the toilet, rejected by Bonnie, and unable to get World Cup tickets. Esfand is the definition of a fallen king.

๐Ÿ“‰ The Viewership Collapse

Esfand's numbers are at an all-time lowโ€”average 850 viewers. His YouTube channel is dead, and even a 4k viewer raid from Arther couldn't save him. He's been begging people to watch his videos.

๐Ÿ’” The Bonnie Ghosting

Esfand has been infatuated with Bonnie, but she's been ghosting him. He even showed up at the AMP house to try to win her back, but it backfired.

๐ŸŸ๏ธ The World Cup Fail

Esfand couldn't get tickets to the World Cup and ended up watching from a garage. He's been ranting about viewercaps and bots. It's sad.

๐Ÿ“‹ Raw Timeline