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Esfand πŸˆπŸ“‰

Tim Esfandi, the former college football player, is on a downward spiral. His viewership is tanking, his friendships are crumbling, and his attempts to stay relevant are cringeworthy. But he's still the most optimistic guy in the room.

πŸ“‰ Viewership Collapse

Esfand's average viewers dropped to 850, and he's struggling to hit 1k. His YouTube is dead, and he's begging for raids. The community is laughing at his 'I'm rallying the troops' tweets.

πŸ’” Bonnie Ghosted Him

Esfand had a deal with Bonnie - sex for a place to stay? - but she chose Arky. Now she ignores him, and he's been spotted following her around like a lost puppy. It's sad, really.

🏟️ World Cup Crasher

Esfand flew to LA for World Cup games but couldn't afford tickets. He ended up watching from a garage, then got kicked out of a tailgate for not having a media pass. The struggle is real.

🏫 Streamer University Rejection

Esfand applied to SU2 as a teacher but got rejected. Kai Cenat couldn't even find him. He's now trying to collab with Agent00 to stay relevant, but it's not working.

πŸ“‹ Raw Timeline