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Esfand πŸˆπŸ“‰

The Persian powerhouse is having a rough year. His viewership is tanking, he can't get World Cup tickets, and Bonnie is ghosting him.

🌍 World Cup Fail

Esfand flew to LA for an Iran game but couldn't afford tickets, ending up at a watch party. He tried to collab with Agent but the stream had 5 chatters. At least his cameraman is French? πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

🧊 Bonnie's Rejection

Esfand has been pining over Bonnie, but she's chosen Arky. He followed her around at NMS Boxing 4 and was told to fuck off by Peachjars. Time to move on, buddy. πŸ“‰

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