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Esfand πŸˆπŸ’€

Tim Esfandiari is the Persian powerhouse whose career is in freefall. From applying to Streamer University as a teacher to being ignored by his friends, Esfand is the biggest loser in the Austin scene.

πŸ“‰ Viewership Collapse

Esfand's average viewers dropped to 800. He's been viewer-capped, his YouTube videos are flopping, and even his cameraman talks too much. He tried to get into SU2 but failed, and Kai Cenat couldn't find him at the auditions.

πŸ’” Bonnie Obsession

Esfand is still obsessed with Bonnie. He followed her to NMS Boxing 4, tried to coach Russell, and was told to fuck off by PeachJars. Bonnie ghosted him, and now he's stalking her in a golf cart. His parents are reportedly on suicide watch.

🌍 World Cup Fail

Esfand flew to LA for a World Cup game but couldn't afford tickets. He ended up watching in a garage. His attempts to collab with Agent backfired, and he's become a laughingstock. The golden retriever friend is now the sad dog.

πŸ“‹ Raw Timeline