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Esfand πŸˆπŸ’€

Esfand is the golden retriever of OTK, but his star is fading. Viewership is down, his Streamer U dreams are dashed, and his obsession with Bonnie is the talk of the town.

πŸ“‰ The Decline

Esfand is averaging 850 viewers, down from his peak. His YouTube channel is dead (barely 10k views a week), and he was begging for streamer collaborations. Even his attempts to join the World Cup failedβ€”he couldn't afford parking.

πŸ’” Bonnie Ghosting

Esfand has been ghosted by Bonnie, who is now clearly with Arky. He followed her around at NMS Boxing 4 and was told to fuck off by Peachjars. The cringe is real.

πŸƒ Streamer U Failure

He applied to Streamer University 2 as a teacher but didn't get in. He flew to Atlanta and couldn't even get an interview. Kai Cenat tried to find him but Esfand wasn't reading chat. Oof.

πŸ“‹ Raw Timeline