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Esfand 🏈😭

The Persian-American powerhouse is in a freefall. From being rejected by Bonnie to getting laughed out of AMP, Esfand's 2026 has been a series of L's. His YouTube is dying, his Twitch viewership is capping, and his friends are abandoning him.

πŸ’” Bonnie Ghosts Him

Esfand was obsessed with Bonnie, but she ghosted him after their Cinco de Mayo party. He followed her to the AMP house, but Bonnie ignored him and went to eat Popeyes with Agent. The clip of him following her in a golf cart is painful to watch.

🏫 SU2 Rejection

Esfand applied to Streamer University 2 as a teacher, but Kai didn't even know who he was. His audition failed, and he was left standing outside in the rain while others got VIP access.

πŸ“‰ YouTube Dead

Esfand's YouTube channel is getting 2k views per video. He begged viewers to watch his content, saying "every view matters." His parents are reportedly on suicide watch due to his declining career.

πŸ₯Š NMS Boxing 4 Crash

Esfand crashed NMS Boxing 4 as Russell's coach, but no one invited him. He left his girlfriend Mia in Chicago to attend, and Peachjars told him to fuck off when he followed Bonnie to her corner.

πŸ“‹ Raw Timeline