Asmongold 🗿👑
Zack Hoyt, the unwashed king of MMOs and co-founder of OTK, is going through a weird phase: he's suddenly nice to women, wearing pride shirts, and coordinating anime watch parties with Emiru. Is it love? Is it a PR stunt? Or is he just bored of shitting on WoW? Either way, the internet is watching.
🎌 Emigold: The Ship That Won't Sink
Asmongold and Emiru are the new power couple of the goon house. They watch Witch Hat and Lies of P together, coordinate stream endings, and he even likes her Instagram photos. He's been spotted at her house, and she said he ”looks fine“ on stream. The internet is shipping them hard, despite Emiru having a boyfriend (Jacob). Is Asmongold the rebound? 💀
🔥 The Mizkif Feud
Asmongold has been openly critical of Mizkif, calling him a gossiper like Wendy Williams and supporting Emiru in the lawsuit. He's claimed to know ”bad things“ Malena did and threatened to leak them. He's also been defending chubby vtubers and ranting about ”woke slop.“ It's peak Asmongold—controversial, unfiltered, and somehow still beloved.
🧹 The Messy Room Renaissance
Asmongold's room is still a biohazard, but he's giving up on fixing his hair and admitted he has untreated diabetes. His fans are worried he'll die on stream, but he's too busy reacting to Emiru's streams and playing Path of Exile to care. He's even considering a White House invitation—because why not?
🐦 Twitter Shenanigans
Asmongold's Twitter is a goldmine of bad takes: he called a game character a child, got roasted for an abortion take, and used the n-word while ranting about grooming gangs. He deleted the VOD, but the clips are forever. He's also been liking Emiru's tweets at suspicious times. The man is a walking controversy, and we can't look away.
📋 Raw Timeline
- (4chan thread #950605506)
He was visibly upset after Kaceytron called him and Emiru out. - (4chan thread #950597159)
Asmongold tweeted about a sub refund as ragebait. - (4chan thread #950586026)
Asmongold is going to Anime Expo with Emiru. - (4chan thread #950567900)
Streaming on Kick. - (4chan thread #950567900)
Said 'that trey-ass-nigger, needs to stay banned' and deleted the VOD. - (4chan thread #950572649)
Deleted his VOD. - (4chan thread #950567808)
Reacted to something about Emiru; the VOD was deleted but a clip was saved. - (4chan thread #950531784)
Coordinating with Emiru for a 'date night' watching Witch Hat and Lies of P. - (4chan thread #950531784)
Speculated to be checking on her because Jacob will be busy with Ice Poseidon for two weeks. - (4chan thread #950531784)
Opened Emiru's stream immediately after ending his own. - (4chan thread #950500796)
According to a thread post, Asmongold and Jacob are confused about Emiru's desire for rapeplay in bed. - (4chan thread #950480986)
Giving up on fixing his hair, admitted it on stream. - (4chan thread #950480986)
Commented on ugly British women and said he would say 'faggot' on stream if Twitch didn't ban him for it. - (4chan thread #950485813)
Struggled to read a grooming gang report on stream, mispronouncing words and missing words. - (4chan thread #950433438)
Defended a chubby vtuber on Twitter, causing his community to criticize him. - (4chan thread #950412249)
Asmongold refused to say what game he was playing last night. - (4chan thread #950412249)
Asmongold has been watching ExtraEmily's streams significantly more since Emiru returned from Kansas. - (4chan thread #950395696)
During a Twitch bot purge last summer, Asmongold lost 25,000 bot followers. - (4chan thread #950398859)
Allegedly manipulated Emiru into suing Mizkif in order to acquire Mizkif's OTK shares before a planned sale to a Saudi buyer. - (4chan thread #950367416)
Asmongold banned a chatter who asked for evidence during a debate, stating 'Don't engage with evidence andies'. - (4chan thread #950360536)
Asmongold's defamation case was dismissed without prejudice, meaning Mizkif can refile with better legal arguments. - (4chan thread #950364641)
Defamation claim against Mizkif dismissed in court - (4chan thread #950360536)
Defended streamer Deme on stream in the middle of the night. - (4chan thread #950354869)
Allegedly molested by his mother, which he seeks to replace with women with large breasts. - (4chan thread #950343141)
Picked up Emiru tonight. - (4chan thread #950343141)
Emiru and Asmongold did not respond to Mizkif's domicile brief. - (4chan thread #950333885)
Tectone is attempting to manipulate Asmongold into talking about him. - (4chan thread #950329796)
Was invited to Trump's UFC event at the White House but refused to disclose who invited him. - (4chan thread #950313400)
Asmongold had an oxygen tank cigarette incident making him untrustworthy for babysitting. - (4chan thread #950184174)
Asmongold tweeted about 'emotional truth'. - (4chan thread #950179983)
Ended stream at the same time as Emiru and likely watched Witch Hat anime together. - (4chan thread #950179983)
Asmongold followed an Instagram escort before sleeping one night. - (4chan thread #950164548)
Admitted on stream that he does not like pedophiles. - (4chan thread #950156446)
Admitted off-stream he uses the word 'faggot' all the time. - (4chan thread #950150694)
Asmongold sent Emiru a photo of an Among Us shaped chicken nugget from Wendy's. - (4chan thread #950134973)
Asmongold did not stream today due to backlash over his Stellar Blade loli take. - (4chan thread #950134973)
Did not stream today, possibly due to backlash over his Stellar Blade loli take. - (4chan thread #950134973)
Followed Emiru on his main Twitter account. - (4chan thread #950129862)
Asmongold DMs Emiru frequently, including right before her stream, and they spent the night together. Emiru said on stream that she thinks Asmongold 'looks fine.' - (4chan thread #950124977)
Asmongold had dinner with Emiru and Jacob. - (4chan thread #950124977)
Asmongold likes Emiru's fridge covered and the blanket moved. - (4chan thread #950115998)
Got on Path of Exile, likely waiting for Emiru to stream. - (4chan thread #950120245)
Called Tectone a pedophile. - (4chan thread #950120245)
Called a journalist a seditious non-American insurgent force and said the justice department should go after her for asking Trump for evidence of voter fraud. - (4chan thread #950115998)
Waiting for Emiru to stream while playing Path of Exile. - (4chan thread #950115998)
Still obsessed with a former Asian escort (Emiru) and watches every one of her streams two years after their breakup - (4chan thread #950112451)
Asmongold is not going live today. - (4chan thread #950089516)
Asmongold stated on stream that his female audience is around 3-4% - (4chan thread #950068882)
Being roasted on Twitter for his abortion take. - (4chan thread #950068882)
Tectone expressed worry about him, saying he has had 3 bad takes in a row. - (4chan thread #950068882)
His fans are mad at him for saying a game character looks like a child. - (4chan thread #950075094)
Did not sleep at all overnight; was active on Twitter at 8 AM. - (4chan thread #950068882)
A knights templar vtuber crashed out on him - (4chan thread #950068882)
Being roasted on Twitter for an abortion take - (4chan thread #950068882)
Tectone expressed worry about Asmongold, claiming he has had three bad takes in a row because he is by himself. - (4chan thread #950062298)
Asmongold's comments that a game character looks like a child angered right-wing and loli communities, with some spamming that Emiru looks like that character. - (4chan thread #950062298)
Stated that a video game character looks like a child, drawing criticism from right-wing and loli communities. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Ended his stream early. - (4chan thread #950048845)
He made a divorce video reacting to Nick's divorce. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Asmongold claimed there is crazy behind-the-scenes drama that Malena tried to pull during the divorce. - (4chan thread #950036817)
Talked about how he would hide a relationship, with chat suggesting he marry Emiru. - (4chan thread #950036817)
Changed his opinion on Stellar Blade character design to match Emiru's, and his chat called him out. - (4chan thread #950036817)
Called Tectone mentally ill on stream (referred to as 'rapetone'). - (4chan thread #950036817)
After Emiru's wedding leak, he started publicly saying men are more attractive and talking about BBC on stream. - (4chan thread #950027982)
On stream, Asmongold claimed he knows more bad things Malena did to Nick and might reveal them if Nick doesn't. - (4chan thread #950027982)
Asmongold's Twitter likes increase around the time Emiru is in her offline chat. - (4chan thread #950003923)
Criticized Malena on stream. - (4chan thread #950003923)
Currently criticizing Malena on stream - (4chan thread #950001029)
Said 'woke slop' simultaneously with Emiru during Summer Game Fest. - (4chan thread #950001029)
Almost cried while playing Fatekeeper on stream. - (4chan thread #949993372)
Hung out with Jacob and Rich after the podcast until midnight. - (4chan thread #949990648)
Hung out with Emiru last night, according to thread leaks. - (4chan thread #949987025)
Considering leaking info from Nick about the divorce. - (4chan thread #949987025)
Asmongold may react to Nick's divorce video. - (4chan thread #949982687)
Asmongold played TFT solo to reach Gold tier specifically so he could play with Emiru, but Emiru played with Bonnie instead. - (4chan thread #949982687)
Allegedly had sex with Emiru. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Asmongold may accept a White House invitation. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Reportedly admitted on stream to helping his father distribute AI-generated fake nude images of people they knew via email to his father's friends. - (4chan thread #949965980)
Asmongold supports Nick in his divorce. - (4chan thread #949953036)
Low Twitter activity, 'ditching' per anons - (4chan thread #949956432)
Potentially liking Emiru's Instagram pictures - (4chan thread #949953036)
Emiru spent night with him after hanging out with gay friend - (4chan thread #949944494)
Worn a pride shirt on stream after Emiru got him to wear it. - (4chan thread #949932929)
Reportedly forgot to turn off his stream after ending, resulting in a brief period of his stream still being live. - (4chan thread #949932929)
Stopped raiding Emiru on stream, after previously raiding her every stream. - (4chan thread #949928196)
Admitted he has not played God of War since 2005 but still hates on the new game. - (4chan thread #949928196)
Cried over Kingdom Come 2 difficulty. - (4chan thread #949932929)
Ragequit game Fatekeeper - (4chan thread #949932929)
Being roasted by H3 podcast - (4chan thread #949907303)
Got canceled in October 2024 for his controversial statement about the Middle East. - (4chan thread #949902879)
Asmongold reportedly has untreated diabetes and may die on stream. - (4chan thread #949894642)
Planning to watch State of Play with Emiru tonight and possibly eat pizza. - (4chan thread #949894642)
Ranted about Dan getting fired and claimed Twitchcon would never happen again. - (4chan thread #949889665)
Showed lack of knowledge about Ace Combat and Stuntman games. - (4chan thread #949889665)
Complained about a guy being black on stream (xQc opened his stream and heard this). - (4chan thread #949870402)
Made an Israel defense monolog on stream. - (4chan thread #949865219)
Claimed to be losing in federal court proceedings, with speculation he is 'cooked'. - (4chan thread #949846220)
DMed Emiru on Discord, and both watched Hyoon's stream at the same time. - (4chan thread #949823814)
Reportedly came out as gay a few days ago. - (4chan thread #949817867)
Reportedly made remarks about wanting to be a 'big beautiful black man' after seeing them with attractive white women