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Esfand πŸˆπŸ“‰

The former football player is in a slump – his viewership is down, he didn't get into Streamer University, and he's been ghosted by Bonnie. He's trying to collab with Agent and World Cup tailgates.

😒 Desperate Times

Esfand's career is floundering: 850 viewers, failed SU2 audition, and hanging out at AMP house where nobody knows him. He's been begging for raids and his Baldur's Gate videos are bombing.

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