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The internet's favorite chaos goblin is back in full force. After a brief split from Sakura, he's now flying her out, buying BnBs, and even planning a Vietnam trip with her dad. But it's not all lovey-doveyโ€”he's been balding, gaining weight, and his Maybach is stored at Sakura's place.

๐ŸŽฏ Streamer University 2 Hustle

Jason applied to SU2 with a clown video and got in. He's also been dapping up Yugi while ignoring Arky. He spent $5k on World Cup tickets and is juggling core shoots, soccer games, and a bro vs bro event with Jynxzi.

๐Ÿ’” Friend Drama

He threw Guapo aside after rekindling with Sakura, and his Instagram engagement is dropping. But hey, he's still the king of IRL chaosโ€”just ask the random bakery lady he bought flowers for!

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