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Esfand πŸˆπŸ“‰

The former college football player turned streamer is in a freefall. His viewership is at an all-time low, his friends are ghosting him, and his streamer university dreams are looking bleak. Esfand is desperate.

πŸ“‰ Viewership Collapse

Esfand's average concurrent viewers have dropped to 850β€”his worst in 9 years. He's losing followers every stream, his YouTube videos get under 10k views, and he's been begging viewers to watch. He even timed out a viewer for mentioning his low numbers. The man is crashing out on stream, and it's painful to watch.

πŸ’” Bonnie Ghosts Him

Bonnie, his former close friend (and rumored hookup), has been ignoring him. Esfand found out she's been ghosting him, and he's hurt. He also had a 'deal' with her for sex in exchange for free rent, according to leaks. Now she's with Arky, and Esfand is left alone with his Christmas tree (yes, he still has one up in June).

πŸŽ“ SU2 Hail Mary

Esfand applied to Streamer University 2 as a teacher, but his application is a joke. He's been trying to get a collab with Nick Polom, but Nick's inner circle won't have him. His only hope is a miracleβ€”or maybe a Red Bull sponsorship. But even Red Bull is ignoring him now.

πŸ“‹ Raw Timeline