Esfand 🏈💀
The former college football player turned streamer is having a rough year. Viewership is down, his YouTube is dead, and he's been ghosted by Bonnie. But he's still grinding, still applying to SU2, and still (somehow) optimistic.
📉 The Decline
Esfand's numbers are tanking. He averaged 850 viewers last month, his YouTube videos get under 10k views, and he's losing followers every stream. He begged viewers to watch his content, but the response was lukewarm. Some say he's viewer-capped, others say he's just stale.
💔 The Bonnie Saga
Esfand was infatuated with Bonnie, but she ghosted him. He followed her around at NMS Boxing 4, and she told him to fuck off. Now he's trying to move on with Mia, but rumors say he's obsessed. He even claimed he was "in love with Malena" after she showed him her butthole. Yikes.
🏆 Streamer University 2 Hopes
Esfand applied to SU2 as a teacher, but his application is considered cringe. He's been campaigning hard, but Kai Cenat's team isn't impressed. If he doesn't get in, it might be the final nail in the coffin for his relevance.
📋 Raw Timeline
- (4chan thread #950385135)
Planning to go to Atlanta for Streamer University 2 applications, despite cancellations. - (4chan thread #950389557)
Esfand is traveling to Atlanta. - (4chan thread #950364641)
Will receive Mizkif's Kick money soon (as Tips) - (4chan thread #950343141)
Still a mod in Bonnie's chat despite being ignored. - (4chan thread #950343141)
Spammed his Streamer University trailer in Bonnie's chat multiple times. - (4chan thread #950338739)
Never had a shot with Mia (implying they are not in a relationship). - (4chan thread #950338739)
Said 'I miss Nymeria' on stream (his cat). - (4chan thread #950313400)
Esfand allegedly had a deal with Bonnie where they would have sex and she could stay for free, as leaked by jaycgee. - (4chan thread #950308843)
Planning a car shopping stream with Juliakins on Monday. - (4chan thread #950303249)
Did not notice a raid from Knut for over 5 minutes, leaving a black screen on stream. - (4chan thread #950298188)
A viewer claims to have reported Esfand for ordering viewbots. - (4chan thread #950303249)
Esfand has a Christmas tree up on his stream, indicating mental illness. - (4chan thread #950284172)
Esfand tweeted complaining that he can't stream in stadiums while other streamers can. - (4chan thread #950284172)
Had his worst month in 9 years of streaming, averaging around 1,000 viewers. - (4chan thread #950256900)
Claimed to be in love with Malena ever since she showed him her butthole. - (4chan thread #950256900)
Described as team Malena. - (4chan thread #950256900)
Stated he has his reasons for not being at Nick's stream. - (4chan thread #950247097)
Tweeted 'I'm rallying the troops' but is delusional about his connections and being shunned. - (4chan thread #950242820)
Applied to Streamer University 2 as a teacher. - (4chan thread #950218573)
His intro song and 'finding a party' bit originated from a Twitchcon 2018/19 incident where he was denied entry to a streamer party and sulked while streaming. - (4chan thread #950208878)
Esfand's average concurrent viewers have dropped to 850. - (4chan thread #950203463)
Esfand's viewership is speculated to be capped. - (4chan thread #950199033)
Applying to Streamer University 2; took today off to work on application. - (4chan thread #950191460)
Found out Bonnie has been ghosting him. - (4chan thread #950191460)
Can only afford to spend time with Sasha as an escort for one hour. - (4chan thread #950191460)
His parents are reportedly on suicide watch. - (4chan thread #950188111)
Esfand's YouTube channel is performing very poorly; he said he hasn't had a single video get over 10,000 views in two weeks. - (4chan thread #950188111)
Esfand's Baldur's Gate YouTube videos have been performing poorly; he has not had a single video over 10,000 views in two weeks. - (4chan thread #950184174)
Did not visit Mizkif while Mizkif was in Los Angeles. - (4chan thread #950184174)
Esfand stated that his Baldur's Gate 3 YouTube videos are performing so poorly that he probably cannot keep posting YouTube videos, and that he hasn't had a single video get over 10k views in 2 weeks. - (4chan thread #950174239)
Stream had 800-900 viewers but only about 2 people chatting - (4chan thread #950174239)
Loses 50% of average concurrent viewers in followers every week, suggesting botting - (4chan thread #950174239)
Ludwig publicly dissed Esfand by calling him a Red Bull athlete during a banter with Emiru before the Tyler1 tournament. - (4chan thread #950174239)
Bonnie doesn't like being on Esfand's stream anymore, and viewers have noticed. - (4chan thread #950174239)
Esfand has not been to the goonhouse in months. - (4chan thread #950174239)
Esfand (Tips) made money from OTK while the other owners did not. - (4chan thread #950156446)
Doing an unpaid 8-hour sponsor stream. - (4chan thread #950156446)
Timed out a viewer who said his viewercount is shrinking and told them to 'get cancer'. - (4chan thread #950150694)
Had only 700 viewers after 4 hours of streaming. - (4chan thread #950134973)
Esfand's YouTube channel is very low viewership: about 2k views per video, barely 10k total in the last week. - (4chan thread #950134973)
YouTube channel is getting very low views: around 2k views per video, barely 10k in the last week. - (4chan thread #950124977)
Esfand is already on a plane back to Austin from Chicago, leaving Mia to play World of Warcraft. - (4chan thread #950120245)
Is back together with Sasha (an old friend/streamer) for another adventure. - (4chan thread #950075094)
Esfand has repeatedly flaked on commitments to Cyr and Peachjars, according to thread claims. - (4chan thread #950053391)
Has been trying to get Cyr to do a tailgate for years, but Cyr always changes the subject - (4chan thread #950053391)
Esfand has a French cameraman. - (4chan thread #950053391)
Esfand begged Russell for an invite to NMS Boxing 4. - (4chan thread #950048845)
Has a French cameraman who was made fun of in the thread. - (4chan thread #950048845)
Did not actually coach Russell; his involvement was just a bit and he left the corner. - (4chan thread #950053391)
Esfand is looking for a PC to stream a sponsor and his viewers said they would not watch. - (4chan thread #950053391)
Esfand left his girlfriend Mia in Chicago to attend the boxing event. - (4chan thread #950053391)
Esfand crashed the boxing event that Bonnie was at. - (4chan thread #950053391)
Esfand's Summer Game Fest stream was a failure. - (4chan thread #950053391)
Esfand hosted the aftershow stream for NMS Boxing 4. - (4chan thread #950053391)
Esfand cursed PeachJars. - (4chan thread #950048845)
Attended NMS Boxing 4 as Russell's coach, not invited by Jasontheween - (4chan thread #950041549)
Will likely not be allowed into NMS Boxing 4 without an invite due to strict security. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Followed Bonnie to Peach's corner at NMS Boxing 4 and was told to fuck off by Peach. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Was the main instigator of the failed OTK reboot last year, which had 10 event shows planned but only managed two before collapsing. - (4chan thread #950048845)
He followed Bonnie to Peach's corner at NMS Boxing 4 and was told to fuck off by Peach. - (4chan thread #950048845)
His height is 5'11". - (4chan thread #950041549)
Attempted to get free glasses on Twitter and was ridiculed. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Meeting up with Gabe at NMS Boxing 4. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Secret fight planned against Arky at NMS Boxing 4. - (4chan thread #950032444)
Mentioned he might attend NMS Boxing 4 - (4chan thread #950032444)
Esfand is in Los Angeles and said he might go to NMS Boxing 4. - (4chan thread #950032444)
Esfand may attend NMS Boxing 4. - (4chan thread #950032444)
Esfand is in Los Angeles (not Chicago) and is streaming Summer Game Fest live from the event; he is the only streamer doing so. - (4chan thread #950009464)
Esfand was the main instigator of the failed OTK reboot last year, which had 10 event shows planned but only managed two before collapsing. - (4chan thread #950009464)
Esfand's Instagram followers dropped from around 116,000 to nearly 100,000 over the last year, and Bonnie mocked him about it. - (4chan thread #950009464)
Esfand and Nick are no longer friends since the divorce. - (4chan thread #950009464)
Esfand lost 77 followers during a single stream and is on track to drop below 100,000 Instagram followers. - (4chan thread #950001029)
Had audio issues during Summer Game Fest and appeared frustrated on stream, struggling with audio and missing out on watching with his viewers. - (4chan thread #950003923)
Esfand's viewcount has been the same for the last year. - (4chan thread #950001029)
Asked Jasontheween for a raid on stream ('yooo jason raid me please'). - (4chan thread #950001029)
Speculation that Mia may leave Esfand due to his streaming habits and priorities. - (4chan thread #950001029)
Esfand appeared to be crashing out silently on stream during Summer Game Fest, struggling with audio and missing out on watching with his viewers. - (4chan thread #949990648)
He and Mia ended their streams at the same time, and Mia skipped her usual music portion. - (4chan thread #949990648)
Extended his stay in Chicago by one more day to be with Mia. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Loses 10-20 followers at the start of every stream. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Peak viewership in a recent stream was 4.9k from a Jinnytty raid. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Average concurrent viewers is 1.3k. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Lost 324 followers in 4 days. - (4chan thread #949971244)
Ended his stream at the same time as Mia, suggesting they are together during their Chicago trip. - (4chan thread #949971244)
YourRage's cookout excludes Esfand - (4chan thread #949961117)
Skipped a Red Bull event to stay an extra day in Chicago. - (4chan thread #949953036)
Confirmed going to Chicago to see Mia - (4chan thread #949953036)
Can sell Starforge shares after divorce settlement - (4chan thread #949953036)
Helped Nick hide assets during divorce (as TipsOut) - (4chan thread #949956432)
Esfand's cameraman talks excessively on stream. - (4chan thread #949956432)
Mia waited 50 minutes at a restaurant for him - (4chan thread #949956432)
In Chicago with SuperTF (dubbed 'SuperfandTVF') - (4chan thread #949953036)
Going to Chicago to see Mia - (4chan thread #949949210)
Begged viewers on Discord to watch his YouTube video, saying it was 'bombing horribly' and 'literally every view matters' - (4chan thread #949944494)
Reportedly saw ExtraEmily naked coming out of the shower. - (4chan thread #949944494)
Reportedly didn't pay property taxes for 3 years and got sued. - (4chan thread #949938639)
Possibly being viewbotted by someone to lower his viewer count. - (4chan thread #949938639)
specific viewer count of 732 with 1237 chatters during a stream - (4chan thread #949938639)
Has tickets for Game 4 and beyond of the NBA Finals; Arky and OSCS are also expected to attend. - (4chan thread #949938639)
Stream start times are erratic, varying between 9pm, 11am, and 3pm on different days. - (4chan thread #949938639)
Failed to reach 1,000 viewers during a five-hour stream. - (4chan thread #949907303)
Esfand (referred to as Tips) called OnlyFans girls haram. - (4chan thread #949907303)
Esfand wanted Bonnie in OTK but couldn't due to her past. - (4chan thread #949907303)
Esfand was against ExtraEmily joining OTK. - (4chan thread #949902879)
Reportedly said he would never marry a girl with Bonnie's past. - (4chan thread #949902879)
Removed OTK branding/sign from his stream, suggesting distancing from the organization. - (4chan thread #949902879)
Accused of stalking Bonnie. - (4chan thread #949889665)
His father had a wild past in the early 2000s. - (4chan thread #949885729)
Discovered that 'Barky' (Bonnie and Arky's relationship) is real. - (4chan thread #949877011)
Esfand's mother appeared on his stream during a car shopping segment. - (4chan thread #949860367)
Reportedly wastes money by frequently buying last-minute flights. - (4chan thread #949856439)
His parents are reportedly concerned about him "exporting vulnerable girls for sex." - (4chan thread #949846220)
Raided McConnell's stream at 2:50am. - (4chan thread #949841520)
Knut spent the day with Esfand's parents, fueling relationship rumors between Esfand and Knut. - (4chan thread #949817867)
Contrary to earlier reports, only Deb is moving out; Hachubby is reportedly staying - (4chan thread #949823814)
Has said he cannot sleep when it's hot. - (4chan thread #949823814)
Allegedly allergic to cats. - (4chan thread #949817867)
Hachubby and Deb are moving out of his house