Asmongold 🏆💀
The 36-year-old MMORPG king is still living in his childhood home, eating Wendy's, and causing controversy with every hot take. Zack Hoyt's 2026 has been a rollercoaster of bad takes, Emiru obsession, and political firestorms.
🗣️ Controversy Queen
Asmongold has been on a tear of bad takes. He said a video game character looks like a child, angering the loli community (who then spammed that Emiru looks like that character). He called a journalist a 'seditious non-American insurgent force,' and his abortion take got him roasted on Twitter. Tectone even expressed worry, saying he's had three bad takes in a row because he's isolating himself. His response? He didn't stream for a day due to backlash.
❤️ Emiru Obsession
Asmongold's fixation on Emiru is undeniable. He follows her on main Twitter, DMs her constantly, watches every stream, and even had dinner with her and Jacob. He changed his opinion on a game character design to match hers, and his chat called him out. He's been sending her photos of Among Us chicken nuggets and calling her 'miserable.' He also allegedly slept over at her empty house. The man is down bad.
⚖️ Legal & Health Issues
Asmongold claimed he's losing in federal court proceedings (the 'cooked' rumors). He also has untreated diabetes, according to anons. His female audience is only 3-4%, and he's been criticized for his 'woke slop' comments. He ragequit the game Fatekeeper and cried over Kingdom Come 2. The king is struggling.
🏠 The House & Wendy's
He still lives in the same house, still eats $2 steaks, and still refuses to buy a new chair. But he did wear a pride shirt after Emiru got him to. His room is a mess, but he's planning to react to Nick's divorce video. He also applied for Streamer University 2 (as a teacher? unclear). The man is a content machine, even when he's not trying.
📋 Raw Timeline
- (4chan thread #950184174)
Asmongold tweeted about 'emotional truth'. - (4chan thread #950179983)
Ended stream at the same time as Emiru and likely watched Witch Hat anime together. - (4chan thread #950179983)
Asmongold followed an Instagram escort before sleeping one night. - (4chan thread #950164548)
Admitted on stream that he does not like pedophiles. - (4chan thread #950156446)
Admitted off-stream he uses the word 'faggot' all the time. - (4chan thread #950150694)
Asmongold sent Emiru a photo of an Among Us shaped chicken nugget from Wendy's. - (4chan thread #950134973)
Asmongold did not stream today due to backlash over his Stellar Blade loli take. - (4chan thread #950134973)
Did not stream today, possibly due to backlash over his Stellar Blade loli take. - (4chan thread #950134973)
Followed Emiru on his main Twitter account. - (4chan thread #950129862)
Asmongold DMs Emiru frequently, including right before her stream, and they spent the night together. Emiru said on stream that she thinks Asmongold 'looks fine.' - (4chan thread #950124977)
Asmongold had dinner with Emiru and Jacob. - (4chan thread #950124977)
Asmongold likes Emiru's fridge covered and the blanket moved. - (4chan thread #950115998)
Got on Path of Exile, likely waiting for Emiru to stream. - (4chan thread #950120245)
Called Tectone a pedophile. - (4chan thread #950120245)
Called a journalist a seditious non-American insurgent force and said the justice department should go after her for asking Trump for evidence of voter fraud. - (4chan thread #950115998)
Waiting for Emiru to stream while playing Path of Exile. - (4chan thread #950115998)
Still obsessed with a former Asian escort (Emiru) and watches every one of her streams two years after their breakup - (4chan thread #950112451)
Asmongold is not going live today. - (4chan thread #950089516)
Asmongold stated on stream that his female audience is around 3-4% - (4chan thread #950068882)
Being roasted on Twitter for his abortion take. - (4chan thread #950068882)
Tectone expressed worry about him, saying he has had 3 bad takes in a row. - (4chan thread #950068882)
His fans are mad at him for saying a game character looks like a child. - (4chan thread #950075094)
Did not sleep at all overnight; was active on Twitter at 8 AM. - (4chan thread #950068882)
A knights templar vtuber crashed out on him - (4chan thread #950068882)
Being roasted on Twitter for an abortion take - (4chan thread #950068882)
Tectone expressed worry about Asmongold, claiming he has had three bad takes in a row because he is by himself. - (4chan thread #950062298)
Asmongold's comments that a game character looks like a child angered right-wing and loli communities, with some spamming that Emiru looks like that character. - (4chan thread #950062298)
Stated that a video game character looks like a child, drawing criticism from right-wing and loli communities. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Ended his stream early. - (4chan thread #950048845)
He made a divorce video reacting to Nick's divorce. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Asmongold claimed there is crazy behind-the-scenes drama that Malena tried to pull during the divorce. - (4chan thread #950036817)
Talked about how he would hide a relationship, with chat suggesting he marry Emiru. - (4chan thread #950036817)
Changed his opinion on Stellar Blade character design to match Emiru's, and his chat called him out. - (4chan thread #950036817)
Called Tectone mentally ill on stream (referred to as 'rapetone'). - (4chan thread #950036817)
After Emiru's wedding leak, he started publicly saying men are more attractive and talking about BBC on stream. - (4chan thread #950027982)
On stream, Asmongold claimed he knows more bad things Malena did to Nick and might reveal them if Nick doesn't. - (4chan thread #950027982)
Asmongold's Twitter likes increase around the time Emiru is in her offline chat. - (4chan thread #950003923)
Criticized Malena on stream. - (4chan thread #950003923)
Currently criticizing Malena on stream - (4chan thread #950001029)
Said 'woke slop' simultaneously with Emiru during Summer Game Fest. - (4chan thread #950001029)
Almost cried while playing Fatekeeper on stream. - (4chan thread #949993372)
Hung out with Jacob and Rich after the podcast until midnight. - (4chan thread #949990648)
Hung out with Emiru last night, according to thread leaks. - (4chan thread #949987025)
Considering leaking info from Nick about the divorce. - (4chan thread #949987025)
Asmongold may react to Nick's divorce video. - (4chan thread #949982687)
Asmongold played TFT solo to reach Gold tier specifically so he could play with Emiru, but Emiru played with Bonnie instead. - (4chan thread #949982687)
Allegedly had sex with Emiru. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Asmongold may accept a White House invitation. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Reportedly admitted on stream to helping his father distribute AI-generated fake nude images of people they knew via email to his father's friends. - (4chan thread #949965980)
Asmongold supports Nick in his divorce. - (4chan thread #949953036)
Low Twitter activity, 'ditching' per anons - (4chan thread #949956432)
Potentially liking Emiru's Instagram pictures - (4chan thread #949953036)
Emiru spent night with him after hanging out with gay friend - (4chan thread #949944494)
Worn a pride shirt on stream after Emiru got him to wear it. - (4chan thread #949932929)
Reportedly forgot to turn off his stream after ending, resulting in a brief period of his stream still being live. - (4chan thread #949932929)
Stopped raiding Emiru on stream, after previously raiding her every stream. - (4chan thread #949928196)
Admitted he has not played God of War since 2005 but still hates on the new game. - (4chan thread #949928196)
Cried over Kingdom Come 2 difficulty. - (4chan thread #949932929)
Ragequit game Fatekeeper - (4chan thread #949932929)
Being roasted by H3 podcast - (4chan thread #949907303)
Got canceled in October 2024 for his controversial statement about the Middle East. - (4chan thread #949902879)
Asmongold reportedly has untreated diabetes and may die on stream. - (4chan thread #949894642)
Planning to watch State of Play with Emiru tonight and possibly eat pizza. - (4chan thread #949894642)
Ranted about Dan getting fired and claimed Twitchcon would never happen again. - (4chan thread #949889665)
Showed lack of knowledge about Ace Combat and Stuntman games. - (4chan thread #949889665)
Complained about a guy being black on stream (xQc opened his stream and heard this). - (4chan thread #949870402)
Made an Israel defense monolog on stream. - (4chan thread #949865219)
Claimed to be losing in federal court proceedings, with speculation he is 'cooked'. - (4chan thread #949846220)
DMed Emiru on Discord, and both watched Hyoon's stream at the same time. - (4chan thread #949823814)
Reportedly came out as gay a few days ago. - (4chan thread #949817867)
Reportedly made remarks about wanting to be a 'big beautiful black man' after seeing them with attractive white women