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The grumpy king of morning streams is back from his divorce hiatus, and he's hungryβ€”for revenge, content, and maybe a new car. Nick's 2026 is all about rebuilding after the Malena split, but old habits die hard.

βš–οΈ The Divorce Fallout

Nick got off relatively easyβ€”55% of Starforge shares, but Malena got $300k cash and a house in Norway. He cried in NYC, lost weight, and now claims he's "finally released." But the gossip says he hid millions and that his $1.8M net worth claim is BS. Asmongold and Tectone are on his side; Maya and Cinna? Not so much.

🐢 Katchii: The New Queen

Katchii is officially his girlfriend, and she's been paying for his flights while he complains about her not streaming enough. He made her pay $630 for backyard cleanup and controls her content. Fans are calling it a power imbalance, but Nick says they're soulmates. Sure, Jan.

❌ Cyr and the Viewer Cap

Nick is still obsessed with Cyrβ€”he allegedly capped his viewership because Cyr's podcast outperformed his. They went to the gym together recently, so maybe there's a thaw? Or maybe Nick just wants to keep his enemies closer.

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