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Malena 💔💰

The ex-Mrs. Nmplol is licking her wounds after a brutal divorce, but she's not done fighting.

⚖️ Divorce Settlement

Malena got 55% of assets (not 50%), including $300k cash, a broken Escalade, and a house in Norway. She spent $200k in lawyer fees because Nick hid documentation. She initially sought 90%.

🧹 Starting Over

She's staying in Austin, got a dog, and is picking up the pieces. But her friends are divided—Maya still sees her, but Cinna is on Nick's side.

😬 Secrets

She has "nukes" on Nick that she hasn't released. Also, her mother's cancer treatment was paid for in Spain using Norway's free healthcare—suspicious.

💔 Grooming Claims

Allegations that Nick groomed her at 16 have resurfaced. Plus, she caught him sexting while her mom was dying. The tea is bitter.

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