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Malena πŸ’”πŸͺͺ

Nmplol's ex-wife just lost a brutal divorce battle, but she's still standing β€” and she has "nukes" on Nick that haven't been released yet.

βš–οΈ The Divorce Loss

Malena received $300k cash, a broken Escalade, and a house in Norway β€” far less than she wanted. She initially sought 90% of assets but ended with 50%. She spent $200k on legal fees. The judge ruled against her claims of financial abuse.

πŸ—‘οΈ The Unreleased Nukes

Malena has damaging information on Nick that she hasn't released yet. She may start an OnlyFans to recover financially. Her friends in Austin are Maya Higa and Britt (Cinna).

πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ The Norwegian Citizenship

Malena benefits from Norwegian citizenship (free healthcare, education, sovereign wealth fund). She's staying in Austin and got a dog. Her mother's cancer treatment was paid for in Spain.

πŸ‘— The Grooming Allegations

Nick is accused of grooming Malena at age 16. His logs from 2012 allegedly prove it. She caught him sexting while her mom was dying.

Malena may have lost the battle, but the war isn't over β€” and she has the ammunition.

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