Asmongold 👑💻
The MMORPG king is still living in his childhood bedroom, but his love life (or lack thereof) is the talk of the internet. From Emiru obsession to political takes, Zack is more chaotic than ever.
💕 The Emiru Obsession
Asmongold cannot let go of Emiru. He DMs her constantly, watches every stream, and even spent the night at her house. He likes her Instagram posts and checks her offline chat. He said on stream that he'd hide a relationship, and chat immediately suggested he marry Emiru. Emiru called him "miserable" but also said he "looks fine."
🗣️ The Controversial Takes
Asmongold has been on a hot streak of bad takes — calling a game character a child, making an abortion comment that got him roasted on Twitter, and calling a journalist a "seditious non-American insurgent." Tectone said he's had three bad takes in a row because he's by himself.
📉 The Health and the Mess
Asmongold reportedly has untreated diabetes and may die on stream (according to 4chan). His room is famously messy. He recently cried playing Fatekeeper and ragequit the game.
⚖️ The Federal Lawsuit
Asmongold claimed he's losing in federal court proceedings and might be "cooked." He also admitted to helping his father distribute AI-generated fake nude images (allegedly).
🦊 The Gay Rumors
After Emiru's wedding leak, Asmongold started talking about wanting to be a "big beautiful black man" and saying men are more attractive. He also came out as gay (reportedly) a few days ago.
Asmongold is a walking meme machine — but behind the jokes, there's a lot of pain and chaos.
📋 Raw Timeline
- (4chan thread #950129862)
Asmongold DMs Emiru frequently, including right before her stream, and they spent the night together. Emiru said on stream that she thinks Asmongold 'looks fine.' - (4chan thread #950124977)
Asmongold had dinner with Emiru and Jacob. - (4chan thread #950124977)
Asmongold likes Emiru's fridge covered and the blanket moved. - (4chan thread #950115998)
Got on Path of Exile, likely waiting for Emiru to stream. - (4chan thread #950120245)
Called Tectone a pedophile. - (4chan thread #950120245)
Called a journalist a seditious non-American insurgent force and said the justice department should go after her for asking Trump for evidence of voter fraud. - (4chan thread #950115998)
Waiting for Emiru to stream while playing Path of Exile. - (4chan thread #950115998)
Still obsessed with a former Asian escort (Emiru) and watches every one of her streams two years after their breakup - (4chan thread #950112451)
Asmongold is not going live today. - (4chan thread #950089516)
Asmongold stated on stream that his female audience is around 3-4% - (4chan thread #950068882)
Being roasted on Twitter for his abortion take. - (4chan thread #950068882)
Tectone expressed worry about him, saying he has had 3 bad takes in a row. - (4chan thread #950068882)
His fans are mad at him for saying a game character looks like a child. - (4chan thread #950075094)
Did not sleep at all overnight; was active on Twitter at 8 AM. - (4chan thread #950068882)
A knights templar vtuber crashed out on him - (4chan thread #950068882)
Being roasted on Twitter for an abortion take - (4chan thread #950068882)
Tectone expressed worry about Asmongold, claiming he has had three bad takes in a row because he is by himself. - (4chan thread #950062298)
Asmongold's comments that a game character looks like a child angered right-wing and loli communities, with some spamming that Emiru looks like that character. - (4chan thread #950062298)
Stated that a video game character looks like a child, drawing criticism from right-wing and loli communities. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Ended his stream early. - (4chan thread #950048845)
He made a divorce video reacting to Nick's divorce. - (4chan thread #950041549)
Asmongold claimed there is crazy behind-the-scenes drama that Malena tried to pull during the divorce. - (4chan thread #950036817)
Talked about how he would hide a relationship, with chat suggesting he marry Emiru. - (4chan thread #950036817)
Changed his opinion on Stellar Blade character design to match Emiru's, and his chat called him out. - (4chan thread #950036817)
Called Tectone mentally ill on stream (referred to as 'rapetone'). - (4chan thread #950036817)
After Emiru's wedding leak, he started publicly saying men are more attractive and talking about BBC on stream. - (4chan thread #950027982)
On stream, Asmongold claimed he knows more bad things Malena did to Nick and might reveal them if Nick doesn't. - (4chan thread #950027982)
Asmongold's Twitter likes increase around the time Emiru is in her offline chat. - (4chan thread #950003923)
Criticized Malena on stream. - (4chan thread #950003923)
Currently criticizing Malena on stream - (4chan thread #950001029)
Said 'woke slop' simultaneously with Emiru during Summer Game Fest. - (4chan thread #950001029)
Almost cried while playing Fatekeeper on stream. - (4chan thread #949993372)
Hung out with Jacob and Rich after the podcast until midnight. - (4chan thread #949990648)
Hung out with Emiru last night, according to thread leaks. - (4chan thread #949987025)
Considering leaking info from Nick about the divorce. - (4chan thread #949987025)
Asmongold may react to Nick's divorce video. - (4chan thread #949982687)
Asmongold played TFT solo to reach Gold tier specifically so he could play with Emiru, but Emiru played with Bonnie instead. - (4chan thread #949982687)
Allegedly had sex with Emiru. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Asmongold may accept a White House invitation. - (4chan thread #949978568)
Reportedly admitted on stream to helping his father distribute AI-generated fake nude images of people they knew via email to his father's friends. - (4chan thread #949965980)
Asmongold supports Nick in his divorce. - (4chan thread #949953036)
Low Twitter activity, 'ditching' per anons - (4chan thread #949956432)
Potentially liking Emiru's Instagram pictures - (4chan thread #949953036)
Emiru spent night with him after hanging out with gay friend - (4chan thread #949944494)
Worn a pride shirt on stream after Emiru got him to wear it. - (4chan thread #949932929)
Reportedly forgot to turn off his stream after ending, resulting in a brief period of his stream still being live. - (4chan thread #949932929)
Stopped raiding Emiru on stream, after previously raiding her every stream. - (4chan thread #949928196)
Admitted he has not played God of War since 2005 but still hates on the new game. - (4chan thread #949928196)
Cried over Kingdom Come 2 difficulty. - (4chan thread #949932929)
Ragequit game Fatekeeper - (4chan thread #949932929)
Being roasted by H3 podcast - (4chan thread #949907303)
Got canceled in October 2024 for his controversial statement about the Middle East. - (4chan thread #949902879)
Asmongold reportedly has untreated diabetes and may die on stream. - (4chan thread #949894642)
Planning to watch State of Play with Emiru tonight and possibly eat pizza. - (4chan thread #949894642)
Ranted about Dan getting fired and claimed Twitchcon would never happen again. - (4chan thread #949889665)
Showed lack of knowledge about Ace Combat and Stuntman games. - (4chan thread #949889665)
Complained about a guy being black on stream (xQc opened his stream and heard this). - (4chan thread #949870402)
Made an Israel defense monolog on stream. - (4chan thread #949865219)
Claimed to be losing in federal court proceedings, with speculation he is 'cooked'. - (4chan thread #949846220)
DMed Emiru on Discord, and both watched Hyoon's stream at the same time. - (4chan thread #949823814)
Reportedly came out as gay a few days ago. - (4chan thread #949817867)
Reportedly made remarks about wanting to be a 'big beautiful black man' after seeing them with attractive white women