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Asmongold πŸ‘‘πŸ€‘

The king of MMOs is in a weird phase. He's obsessed with Emiru, making bad takes, and his health is declining.

😑 The Bad Takes

Asmongold has been roasted for calling a game character a child and for his abortion take. Tectone is worried about him.

πŸ’” The Emiru Obsession

Asmongold still watches every Emiru stream. He's been liking her Instagram pics and trying to play TFT with her. It's sad.

🏠 The Sinking House

Asmongold's house is sinking. He still pays rent in Kansas. He's a mess.

πŸ“‰ Health Problems

Asmongold has untreated diabetes. He's on the verge of death, according to chat.

🎭 The Lawsuit

Asmongold claims he's losing in federal court. He's cooked.

πŸ“‹ Raw Timeline