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Asmongold is the king of controversy. He's been getting roasted for his takes on abortion, loli characters, and his obsession with Emiru. His health is declining (untreated diabetes?), and he's been criticized for his views on women. Let's dive into the cesspool.

๐Ÿ“‰ The Bad Takes Streak

Asmongold has had three bad takes in a row, according to Tectone. First, he said a game character looks like a child, angering both loli fans and right-wingers. Then he made a pro-life take that got roasted. Finally, he criticized woke slop, which Emiru agreed with. His chat is turning on him. ๐Ÿ’ฌ

๐Ÿ’” The Emiru Obsession

Asmongold is still obsessed with Emiru, watching every stream and liking her social media posts. His Twitter likes increase whenever she's in her offline chat. He's also been caught texting her late at night. The community is convinced he's not over her, despite her being married to Jacob. ๐Ÿ’€

๐Ÿฅ Health Concerns

Asmongold's health is in decline. He almost cried while playing Fatekeeper, ragequit multiple games, and showed signs of fatigue. He has untreated diabetes (according to 4chan) and may have a heart condition. He also admitted he hasn't played God of War since 2005 but still hates on it. ๐Ÿคข

๐ŸŽฎ The Gaming Takes

Asmongold's gaming takes are aging badly. He complained about a black character in a game, showed lack of knowledge about Ace Combat, and got upset about Kingdom Come 2 difficulty. His audience is shifting, and his female viewership is only 3-4%. ๐Ÿ“‰

๐Ÿ“‹ Raw Timeline