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Nick Polom's life has been a courtroom drama, a breakup, and a comeback story all in one. The divorce from Malena is officially over, his net worth took a hit, and he's now dating Katchii openly. But is Nick winning or just surviving?

βš–οΈ The Divorce: Who Won?

The final ruling was a mixed bag. Malena got $300k cash, a broken Escalade, and a house in Norway. Nick kept Starforge shares (55%), his GTR, and his Twitch channels. But the legal fees were brutal - Malena spent $200k, and Nick likely similar. The judge even called out Malena's attempts to argue the ruling. πŸ’…

But here's the tea: Mizkif says Nick's sponsor income is $60k+ per stream, and his investments make his claimed $1.8M net worth laughable. Nick's also been spotted buying an EV Hummer and a new Jeep Gladiator, so clearly he's not broke.

🎟️ The Katchii Era

Nick's new girlfriend Katchii is front and center. He made a huge deal for her birthday - emotional tweet, five-star hotel, expensive gifts - but she didn't even post a picture of him on Instagram for his birthday. 😬 They kissed on stream, and she called him "uncle Nick" to her nephews. Adorable or awkward?

But Dean is trying to stir up drama between them, and Nick's own Discord is leaking. Plus, Katchii's top gifter DrGero hasn't gifted since April - possibly because he's turned off by Nick's treatment of her.

πŸ›‘ The Comeback

Nick has been off-stream for a while, but he's planning a courtroom-style return called "NMP vs the people." He's been prepping with his lawyer friend BJP, and he's got a video to "clear up misconceptions." But xQc already roasted his divorce video, and Asmongold is considering leaking info from Nick about the divorce.

He's also been begging for attention from Maya Higa - but she's ignoring him. And he's blacklisted from Alveus Sanctuary. Ouch.

🀑 The Real Nick

Behind the sarcasm, Nick is terrified of going live, and he's been crying about Cyr on Discord. He admitted to snitching on Cyr to Twitch about viewbotting, and he's been shit-talking Emiru and ExtraEmily. His list of real friends in Austin is small: Soda, Vei, Phin, Bruce, and Aether. That's it.

He's also been accused of grooming Malena (she was 16 when they started), and his logs from 2012 allegedly prove it. But the judge didn't bite.

Nick's comeback might be huge, or it might be a train wreck. Either way, the internet will be watching. πŸ‘€

πŸ“‹ Raw Timeline