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The OG morning streamer is going through a brutal divorce that's exposed everything from hidden assets to alleged grooming. Nick's 2026 is a cautionary tale of marriage, money, and messy breakups.

The Divorce Fallout: Malena Got Nothing 💸

Nick's divorce from Malena was finalized, and the details are ugly. Malena received $300k cash, a broken Escalade, and a house in Norway - but no alimony, no share of his social media, and only 45% of Starforge shares (which she can't sell without Nick's approval). Nick claimed a net worth of $1.8M, but Mizkif says that's BS. Malena spent $200k in legal fees, and Nick allegedly hid assets with help from Esfand. The judge ruled against Malena's financial abuse claim, and Nick's divorce video (which he recorded multiple times) has been picked apart by xQc and Asmongold.

The Katchii Connection: New Girlfriend? 💑

Nick is reportedly dating Katchii, and it's been a hot topic. Katchii was at the courthouse during the divorce (but was kicked out), and she's been paying for Nick's flights while Arther pays for hotels. Nick bought her an iPhone for her birthday, and they've been spotted kissing on stream. But there are rumors Nick groomed Katchii, and her age has been questioned (she claims 21, but anons say 27). Dean (a streamer) has also been trying to stir up drama between them.

The Cyr Beef: Viewer Cap Revenge 🔒

Nick has a long-standing feud with Cyr, and it's alleged that Nick snitched to Twitch exec Dan Clancy to get Cyr's viewer count capped after Cyr outperformed him on a sponsor video. Nick also hates Cyr for being friends with Malena and for hanging out with Arther. Cyr's been capped at ~1,200 viewers, and Nick is accused of viewbotting Katchii's 24/7 channel. Petty? Yes. But it's Nick.

Austin Drama: Arther, ExtraEmily, and the Goonhouse 🏠

Nick's relationship with Arther has soured - Arther moved next door hoping to hang out 24/7, but Nick wanted space. Nick also pushed for ExtraEmily to join OTK (against Mizkif's wishes), but now he's been shit-talking her for falling off. He's also blacklisted from Maya's Alveus sanctuary after complaining that animals called him the N-word. And he's been begging for Maya's attention on Twitter. Yikes.

Financial Woes & The Future 📉

Nick's net worth is estimated at $300k-$500k after the divorce, a far cry from the millions people assumed. He's renting a home, his GTR is valued at $130k, and he owes Katchii $20k for their Bali trip. He's planning a courtroom-style comeback stream called "NMP vs the people," but he's terrified of going live. Will the morning streamer ever return? Only time will tell.

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