HasanAbi 🗣️
The political commentator is still dating Valkyrae, dealing with cheating rumors, and banned from the UK. Hasan's 2026 is controversial.
The Valkyrae Relationship: Still Together 💑
Hasan is still dating Valkyrae, despite cheating rumors. He was heard on her sister's Instagram story.
The UK Ban 🇬🇧
Hasan is reportedly banned from the UK for making comments about the Jewish mafia. The ban is controversial.
The Fraternity Rape Allegations 🚨
Hasan's fraternity was notorious for rape. He also has a list of 'best boobs' on his laptop, shown by ExtraEmily.
Future Plans: Orbiters & Sexual Relationships 💑
Hasan allegedly had sexual relationships with multiple orbiters within his circle. He's a magnet for drama.
📋 Raw Timeline
- 2026-06-05 04:03:32 UTC (4chan thread #949971244)
Allegedly had sexual relationships with multiple orbiters within his circle. - 2026-06-05 00:00:54 UTC (4chan thread #949965980)
Mizkif defended Hasan on Twitter. - 2026-06-03 18:07:30 UTC (4chan thread #949915580)
Hasan's fraternity was notorious for rape. - 2026-06-03 17:09:04 UTC (4chan thread #949912640)
Has a list of 'best boobs' on his laptop, which was shown to him by ExtraEmily in a spreadsheet. - 2026-06-03 05:12:31 UTC (4chan thread #949902879)
Hasan was heard on Valkyrae's sister's Instagram story two weeks ago, indicating he and Valkyrae are still together - 2026-06-03 04:04:51 UTC (4chan thread #949898455)
Allegedly cheated on Valkyrae - 2026-06-01 03:01:46 UTC (4chan thread #949823814)
Reportedly banned from the UK for making comments about the Jewish mafia.